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This is a thing you have to agree to play if you want the questions. Obviously, I have no way of enforcing this malarky, so you'd be on the honor system and would only have a deep sense of shame to deal with. I hope you're happy with yourself, cheater.

1. jackgarren
2. probably sandradipitous due to the technicality of having known OF her since like second grade
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State of the Nation

Necklace: fixed by mine own hands.*
Room: clean as it's ever been.**
Watch: fixed on the free, with the original band.
Jogging: up to 20 minutes, 5-6 times a week.
Other Exercise: 3-5 times a week.
Banky: unhappy.
Shoes: newly laced, still kinda busted.

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* This is not a miracle.
** This is.

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I don't know why these random song memes amuse me as much as they do. M'oh well.

1. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not-very interesting titles (such as "Concerto #4 in E minor ( Read more... )

When you log on to AOL (for all those cool kids who DON'T have dial up at work or home), you are greeted wtih a front page, that cycles through a series of news stories ranging categories as diverse as "In Entertainment" and "In Lifestyle" and "In Marketplace." From time to time I've dropped a WTF Mate? at one story or another. Today, in the "In ( Read more... )

I was on vacation for a little less than a week, and now I'm back at work. Work is pretty lame. Be warned - this post lacks interesting content.

Magestry was extra wet and I angered my back - probably while helping to dig a trench to divert the river that was running through OPs. Let me tell you a story about muscle relaxers. That story is: " ( Read more... )

Basically, this says, "You are weird, but it's not your fault - blame angebunnie." And frankly, I can get behind that.

So, commonboy, your LiveJournal reveals...


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There's a meme trolling around my friends page, propogated by such subversives as rwdederick and justmeg08. It's all, "What are you happy about?" and I'm normally all, "Go fug yourself."

HOWEVER, let me drop some sunshine and trip my ecstatic balls off for your amusement:

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No human or god can match
Nature's simultaneous 4 day
rotation in 1 Earth rotation.

What if you learned some awesome, fundamental cosmic truth...but it rendered you completely and utterly unable to communicate it to others?

Santa & God debase women
as if non-existing opposites.
How evil unto their mothers.

Indeed.

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